Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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this is nearly 2 liters of liquid and the bottle is still shaped to fit into my hand
what a beautiful country
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Teen Wolf Season 2 DVD Set: Tyler Hoechlin + Shirtless Montage
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one of them is an IT consultant
imagine hannibal getting bad computer help
#‘HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN’ #‘HAVE YOU TRIED BEING SLOW-ROASTED WITH A SIDE OF STUFFED PEPPERS’
that 3rd card is a tailor.
omfg
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
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Hannibal & Homicides
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